It's been quite a while since i switched over to blogpatrol.com and it's been fun seeing whose blog i've linked up with and how many ppl are coming into my site thru others' blogs. I usually do these checks once in a while (read: very occasionally) and suddenly tonight... i checked... and under the keywords that ppl search to come to my blog, i got a total shock...



WHAT?

Ok, here's a breakdown of what was going thru my mind when i looked at each search phrase:

Pride and Prejudice Layout Xanga
Why i think these keywords will direct to my site: Ok, i blogged about the Oscars, so that accounts for the "Pride and Prejudice" part... den, layout and xanga... huh? *scratch head* where did that come from?
What I think of the person who searched this: Most probably a person who's trying to find a blogskin for his xanga blog with pictures of "pride and prejudice" as his background. Weird. Although i must say, having Keira Knightley face on my blog is sheer joy. *ops*

*mosaic-ed*
Why I think these keywords will direct to my site: the mosaic-ed out part is not a sexual reference, mind you. It's actually a full name of my fren. Wtf? i was so traumatized that i don't know if i should tell my fren about it, that someone actually searched for his/her full name and that person came to my site. I wonder if i should remove the link now...
What I think of the person who searched this: I don't know! Then again....... *scratch chin* could it be him/herself trying to search his/her old blogsite?

Hot Deaf Mutes
Why i think these keywords will direct to my site: The "deaf mute" part definitely came from the quote from "The Catcher in the Rye", but... hot... well... it could be anywhere... like SINGAPORE IS SO DAMN BLARDY HOT NOW!!!! oh ya, i'm dreading the clouds trapping the heat in Singapore... bah~ i really need that backpacking trip.
What I think of the person who searched this: The more i tink about this... the more i came to a firmer assumption and conclusion that he must be a .... SICK BASTARD (notice i didn't put "/she"). must be searching for some porn involving... ARGH~ *sick sick sick sick*

Dan Detective school spoiler
Why i think these keywords will direct to my site: I did blog about all the manga that i was reading last year around july i tink. about the spoiler part... think i was doing a review about some movies on the same blog page. haha~
What I think of the person who searched this: must be an avid fan of this manga like me. I also do searches like this myself... more recently are ones like "Deathnote spoiler". Whoot! Deathnote is coming to an amazing end!

Nanyang Girls High blogspot
Why i think these keywords will direct to my site: shucks, bloggin' abt my sis' school sure isn't a good thing to begin with.
What I think of the person who searched this: The person must be either studying in 1) Nanyang Girls High or 2) The Chinese High School.

SADM in NTU blog
Why i think these keywords will direct to my site: ah.. this one... i blogged about me wanting to do SADM once... think it was arnd feb last year.
What I think of the person who searched this: must be a SADM student searching for his/her frens' blogsites. too bad folk, i'm not one.

This so much reminds me of Steven Lim's site? he put all those sexual words in small font at the bottom of his site so that ppl searching for porn on google will go to his site. gross~ Anyway, i sure dun wan to become a site like that... but after seeing "hot deaf mutes"... *faints*... how to stop perverts like that??

*shock-still-lingering-in-my-guts*,
Johnzzon

P.S. Major changes are taking place in my life. Actually not that major oso... it's just... well, they'll definitely have impact on my not-exactly-trivial life now. Anyway, i'm so happy my planS are taking place. Notice i got the "s" bolded and capitalized.