ok, i admit. this is a lame attempt to try to fill my blog space. whatever. haha~ my tagboard's there for u to complain, ppl. haha~

enjoy the jokes before i get back here to write some stuff (most prob only updated on the morning of 10jul). so, enjoy peeps. the answers are on the right of the questions and they're in white, so u have to highlight to see them.

Which emperor is blind?	康熙Kang Xi (can't see)
Name an animal to look for when you need to open a bottle?	Peacock.. (Kong Que Kai Ping)
Why are fishes cunning?	鱼'骗'米粉 yu pian mi fen
有一天，小羊和小狗一起去7-11買東西,小狗進去,被店員用棍子打出來.小羊進去，卻沒有事情.為什麼 ???	因为7-11 24小时不打羊(烊)
Why is it not necessary for babies to brush teeth?	baby wu chi (卑鄙无耻)
Which jap cartoon character is the most helpful?	哆啦A梦 cos he will always 伸出援(圆)手
Xiao Hong, Xiao Bai, Xiao Hei, Xiao Lan, Xiao Huang, who cannot tahan roller-coasters?	Xiao Bai, cos xiao bai 吐 (小白兔)
Monk combing hair. Guess a country.	scotland 苏格兰 (梳个"懒")
superman used to fly with one hand up n the other midway, but now he flies with both hands up. why?	Last time, Superman use Manual Gear, Now Auto Gear
which taiwan celebrity doesn't comb center parting?	Jacky Wu Zong Xian (无中线)
刀和枪是什么颜色？	Blue, cos 刀枪blue (刀枪不入)
if 1=5, 2=25, 3=125, 4=625, 5=?	5=1, cos 1=5 ma, so 5 must be equal 1 lor
What does Batman shout when he gets beaten up?	Painful sia! (蝙蝠侠)
小明喝奶长大，大明喝什么长大?	酒 cos 酒养大明 (久仰大名)
10 man is walking in the street under an umbrella, why is no one wet?	It's not raining
I take an egg and throw the stone, why didn't the egg break?	I didn't say throw the egg at the stone, duh.
两个人掉进海里,一个名字叫Alex,另一个叫什么?	叫"救命"啦!
which number is the laziest and which is the most hardworking?	1 and 2 respectively (一不做二不休)
Who kill Ah Bao?	Dou cos 豆杀包 (豆沙包)
放烟火为什么不会射到星星?	星星會閃
Sammi Cheng She3 bu4 de2 Who?	Your grandpa (舍不得你,yea yea~)
there is a bak zhang (rice dumpling) on the ground, who will pick it up??	Sly, cos 祥龙十(拾)八(ba)掌(zhang)
which is the heaviest food?	wanton mee.. (one-tonne mee)
one side of Ye Zi Mei's chest? guess a country.	Italy (一大粒)
Which country's people are the most generous?	Thailand. cos they always say "sawadika" (刷我的卡)
谁是油的妈妈？	花, cos 花生油
那谁又是油的爸爸? (3 ans)	1) 水 cos shui xian hua (水仙花) 2) 海 cos hai shang hua (海上花)! 3) william cos william farquhar (william f**k hua)