had to run some family errands today for my dad, so dragged myself away from my computer console (where i was busily working on something) in a desperate attempt not to agitate my dad.

okiez, so in the end, i finished the errand and decided to make my way down to harbourfront for some electrical appliances shopping for my hall room. heard from my sis the BIG superstore there has really BIG bargains for stuff. so i happily went down, hoping to get wut i want and see wut else i can get. oh my goodness, the water-boiler is really only $9.90!

ok, enuf wif the commercials. back to the show.

anyway, after the BIG shopping (sorry for mentioning it again, it's jus so funny for a name for an electrical appliance supermart. haha~), i was jus lazing around harbourfront shopping centre when i suddenly walked past the Breeks cafe and smell... *sniff* huh? Doritos~! i looked into the cafe and saw four Catholic JC students munching on dorito chips, and i started drooling on the spot...

ok, that's exaggerating. but, almost drooling.

so, decided to buy doritos to eat. rushed (or rather walked briskly) to the nearest Cheers and was searching for a small packet of Doritos, but surprisingly they don't sell small packet. and i knew if i bought the big packet, i'll jus finished it quickly. SO UNHEALTHY! argh~ but i needed to satisfy my craving~~ *whine* heck... i jus bought it.

as i was walking out of the Cheers happily clutching my newly-bought Doritos Taco, something in the corner of the shop caught my eyes. it was posing to me! it was seducing me! it was~~ *drum roll* CAPPUCHINO KIT KAT~~!! oh shucks. unconsciously, i jus stood there glaring at the Kit Kat bars, tinking if i should buy them as well. only after a while did i realise the counter person was staring back at me. embarrassed, i dashed out of the place, at the same time, try to tell myself it's too sinful already.

wa-lau! what the hell is happening to me? it's like Puberty Stage 7 sia. either that, or i'm pregnant. ARGH~ recently, i'm really on a roll, munching on potato chips, chocolate bars, biscuits, ice cream, drowning myself with lots of sweet soft drinks. GAH~ at this rate, i tink i'm gonna become...



FAT!

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*look at myself*

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shit, why am i still skinny? there must be worms in my stomach. damn it. STOP IT WORMS! STOP MUNCHING ON MY FOOD WHICH I BOUGHT USING MY HARD-EARNED MONEY!

Worms: *munch-munch* wut r u gonna do? drown me wif pepsi? or bury me in more potato chips?

Me: ...

anyway, heck, shall not bother. as long as i don't become too skinny until...



what? u can't see me? oh no! i'm skinny till i'm invisible!! ARGH~!! ok ok, i shall elongate the picture so i'll look normal...



how's this?

haiz, i guess it's so difficult for me to go fat sia? sometimes when i see food, i just don't feel like eating them. don't know, but food is one temptation of normal human beings that i don't seem to get tempted with. even when i'm hungry, but if i'm not in the mood to eat, i'll just let my stomach go on growling and i just ignore it. terrible habit hor?

hopefully, this craving for food will last for quite long, then i can become quite fit. but honestly, i'm quite happy with myself being just me. ;)



*munch-munch*,
Johnzzon

PS. the above pictures except the last has been digitally altered with, and not real representation of actual human beings. apologies for any shock induced. ;p