From my fren's blog, haha, i laugh until i almost roll down my chair...!! oh my, how i wish the following was some spam mail and i'm surely gonna forward it to every one on my mailing list!!

Jerry OHMYGODMYENTIRECHURCHISVOTINGFORME ong :
I mus admit i have been biased since day 1.
But even if i wasn't , yesterday's performance would set me in the same direction anyway.
He was going OFF TUNE. OFF BEAT. OFF EVERYTHING.
His moves could well have been picked up from Bozo the Clown - his arm swinging in circle shit and lamp-post-dog-rub on e mike stand.
His face. Oh my goodness me. I need holy acid to wipe off that GRIN.
And he got in. STILL got in.
We have to unite people. We have to UNITE.
DUN VOTE NOW. EXHAUST THEIR RESOURCES.
WHEN WE'RE DOWN TO LEANDRA/SLY and E SCREWHEAD, WE SHALL THEN RISE.
AND
CRUSH
HIM.
I want him to be out so badly i wanna cry.
I should email Ken and ask him to start this new phoneline
" Call 1900 112 NO-JERRY to neutralise each vote casted for him , each call can cost any freaking amt cos i know u'll call. YAY. "
THE FORCE IS STRONG. AND EVIL. WE HAVE TO UNITE.
yea!